Conan O'Brien
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Since Prince Andrew was stripped of his military titles, Britain has never been more vulnerable to attack.

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Sometimes, just to feel something, I’ll illegally copy keys that say “Do Not Duplicate.”

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Imagine my anger when I found two thousand of my old monologues on the Calm app.

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So far I’ve been mistaken for three of the women in “The 355.”

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I’ve become one of those helicopter parents, where I fly my private helicopter instead of spending time with my kids.

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Ugh, the new Batman is rated PG-13. Anyone wanna buy a thousand “Free Mask Rides” t-shirts?

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I’m seeing so many lovely memories of Bob today. He was extraordinarily sweet, genuine, and always generous with his talent. My heartfelt sympathy to Bob’s family and his fans all around the world. 

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I haven’t seen an online sports betting ad in almost 7 minutes. Am I dead?

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I tried doing a “dry January” but as usual my constant, insatiable craving for grain alcohol was far too powerful. Oh well.

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If a tree wins a Golden Globe in the forest but it’s not televised, does it still make an embarrassing speech?

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Flurona reminds me of that time I had herpmydia.

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I have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but they misspelled my name as “Lassie.”

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Given it’s the 15th Batman movie, shouldn’t “The Batman” be called “A Batman”?

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Any day now we’ll be reading about the new “nasal swab” billionaire.

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